TOP 20 REASONS YOU SHOULD ATTEND THE EVERGREEN HIGH SCHOOL

1969 50-YEAR WOLVEREUNION

 

20. See how much older all your classmates have gotten while you’ve remained so young.

 

19. It’s your SECOND chance to be part of an official SENIOR class.

 

18. It’s now brought to you in living color.

 

17. P.E. waivers available at welcome table.

 

16. The no-host wine, beer and Metamucil bar.

 

15. Anyone who brings up politics during the event will be immediately sent to the principal’s office.

 

14. You’ll have nothing to worry about. No one can remember that time in high school when you…

 

13. Ummm...I put Number 13 down right around here a minute ago...now where did it go?

 

12. It features the “Guess Who I Am” costume party.

 

11. It will be an evening filled with numerous celebratory toasts including your choice of white, whole wheat or English muffin.

 

10. X-ray comparison display. Bring yours!

 

9. You’ll be able to  tell everyone that you were an original member of the band Kiss or were a regular on “The Love Boat” during the seventies and who can argue?

 

8. No waiting line for the obstacle course.

 

7. Depends concession open all night.

 

6. It will be just like Woodstock but with a lot less mud.

 

5. To reduce the risk of overexcitement cheerleaders asked to bring only one pom.

 

4. The 3D movie version won’t be released for years.

 

3. Rehearsals for the 60th Reunion will be held immediately following the main event.

 

2. LARGE PRINT NAMETAGS

 

And the number one reason you should attend the Evergreen High School 50-year Wolvereunion…

 

You can bask in the knowledge that after 50 years, we all finally turned out to be perfect.